YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
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