This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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