i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Randomize
