that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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