Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Let's paint friendship bongs
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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