i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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