i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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