p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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