It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm really busy with my period
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