i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
it's great music for shaving your balls
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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