You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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