I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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