I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Damn victory sex feels great
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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