Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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