Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Just cropdusted the office
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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