I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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