i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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