my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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