your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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