I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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