Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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