it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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