rhymes with "ouble enetration"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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