It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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