When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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