If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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