Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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