dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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