Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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