Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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