There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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