Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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