Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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