I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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