But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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