I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
