the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She even gives head with a lisp.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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