So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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