Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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