Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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