That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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