...so i touched it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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