You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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