I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The struggles of a small town man whore
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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