God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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