Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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