your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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