mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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