when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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