thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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