i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Found your dick twin last night
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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