Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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