Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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