I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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