You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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